Message from Stat Boy

"If you don't play, the terrorists win."

The French Canadians Stole my Basketball Court

V.T. has been in full-on hoops mode ever since he discovered noon ball at the University of Alberta. It's reputed to be one of the best pick-up games in all of Canada. In fact, V.T. can barely hang in this game, but it forces him to play smart and be the "hustle guy."

So he was pretty disappointed to find that the French Canadians decided to have their version of the Olympics on his basketball court this week. It's French Kanadia volleyball, basketball, badminton. They've taken over the University. Why come all the way out to Alberta, a place where only two percent of the population speaks French?

V.T. wants his court back.