Why are Old Guys so dirty? They claw and scratch. If you get by them, they trip you. You get position on them down low, they grab your arms. They stick their jagged elbows in your chest.
V.T. got headbutted by a Dirty Old Guy last week. He still has a sore, purple eye socket as a souvenir. The Dirty Bastard then took the ball out, as if V.T. FOULED HIM!
V.T. prays to the basketball gods that he'll hang up the sneakers before he becomes one of these Dirty Old Guys.
Monday, September 22, 2008
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